Just Bowie Things

jarethsleggings: “space oddity” is GOODASS writing with GREAT SHIT like “tell my wife I love her...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 00:50:19 -0400

“space oddity” is GOODASS writing with GREAT SHIT like “tell my wife I love her very much (she knows)” and “the stars look very different today” and “I think mynspaceship knows just where to go” and honestly if i go on I’ll quote the whole thing it has FUCKING EFFECTIVE STORYTELLING & its honestly a favorite despite making me unbearably depressed in only five (5) minutes

bowiesexuality: David Bowie spreading his wings.

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:44:58 -0400

bowiesexuality:

David Bowie spreading his wings.

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Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:20:19 -0400

I made a third. Someone please hire me. I’m proficient in...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:14:26 -0400

I made a third. Someone please hire me. I’m proficient in Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, and iMovie.

stressed-daydreamer: gebbylee: Thor: Ragnarok except instead of cutting off all of Thor’s hair,...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 22:30:08 -0400

stressed-daydreamer:

gebbylee:

Thor: Ragnarok except instead of cutting off all of Thor’s hair, Stan Lee gives him a mullet

Hmm….

justvisiting-bowie:source

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 14:54:48 -0400

justvisiting-bowie:

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night-spell: David Bowie and Rip Torn in The Man Who Fell to...

Tue, 29 May 2018 15:47:06 -0400

night-spell:

David Bowie and Rip Torn in The Man Who Fell to Earth © StudioCanal

bowies-thighs: David: dies at 69 David’s ghost: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sun, 27 May 2018 20:56:43 -0400

bowies-thighs:

David: dies at 69

David’s ghost: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

getmejones: David Bowie, Press Conference, “Serious Moonlight...

Sat, 26 May 2018 17:45:00 -0400

getmejones:

David Bowie, Press Conference, “Serious Moonlight World Tour”

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Fri, 25 May 2018 21:52:37 -0400

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Fri, 25 May 2018 21:52:22 -0400

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Sun, 20 May 2018 20:55:20 -0400

I made another. Couldn’t stay away.

Sat, 19 May 2018 18:22:49 -0400

I made another. Couldn’t stay away.

night-spell: The Man Who Fell to Earth, behind the scenes ©...

Sat, 19 May 2018 18:19:47 -0400

night-spell:

The Man Who Fell to Earth, behind the scenes © StudioCanal

berlin-1976: 1983: David Bowie decides to take up boxing,...

Sat, 19 May 2018 11:37:18 -0400

berlin-1976:

1983: David Bowie decides to take up boxing, already being a fan of the sport, to get in shape for his upcoming Serious Moonlight tour

LOOK AT THOSE SHORTS OMFGASDFGHJL;

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Fri, 18 May 2018 22:08:21 -0400

i made this at 3 am and you’ll never be the same

Thu, 17 May 2018 09:58:13 -0400

i made this at 3 am and you’ll never be the same

iamblvnkness: justbowiethings: Headcanon: Jareth and the...

Thu, 17 May 2018 02:50:45 -0400

iamblvnkness:

justbowiethings:

Headcanon: Jareth and the Grandmaster were totally ex-lovers.

Two fabulous dudes? How could they stay away from each other? Change my mind.

Dear god. No one is safe from Jeff’s sensual self. Have you HEARD the man speak? He could talk about cat food and make a person weak in the knees.

As for David, I see no need to convince everyone of something they know all too well for themselves. Jareth is god himself.

What have you done bringing these two together.

W H A T H A V E Y O U D O N E.

They’d make such a good couple with their combined beauty and fabulousness! Hell, they’re more compatible than Jareth and Sarah, even!

Some headcanons without the “ex-” part because I love them:

They’d start off as acquaintances, meeting on some diplomatic mission. Grandmaster wouldn’t hide his arousal—he’d do that smirk he did to Loki and stuff. Jareth would be freaking out for a while because Grandmaster is so cute but then realize he was head over heels and they’d start a turbulent love affair that was the gossip of the Fae world and Sakaar.

If they ruled together, it would be so lit. Everything would be beautiful and SO MUCH GLITTER! Grandmaster would be annoyed at times with how it gets everywhere because he’s more into metallics but he loves it, if not secretly.

Their disagreements would get so dramatic. They’d be all passive aggressive to each other in front of everybody and people would be like, “Uh, everything okay between you two?” and they’d be like, “Oh, yeah, xx’s just being a little bitch” and the other would storm out, but they’d make up and cuddle into the night and it would be cute :)

They’d totally have kids. Maybe a few. They’d be the best dressed and funniest kids because of their parents. On excursions to the Aboveground to see Broadway shows (they’re both theater geeks fight me) they’d be a little confused why people looked at them funny–it’s the weird clothes or the weirder two dads, but their parents both doted on them, they were their weakness and made the hard times in their relationship worth it.

That’s all the headcanons I have, someone give us more!

night-spell: David Bowie, former NASA astronaut Jim Lovell,...

Wed, 16 May 2018 16:55:41 -0400

night-spell:

David Bowie, former NASA astronaut Jim Lovell, film director Nicolas Roeg and actor Rip Torn on the set of The Man Who Fell to Earth © StudioCanal

bowies-thighs: chaseisnotafurry: bowies-thighs: Last night I had a dream that goatee bowie broke...

Mon, 14 May 2018 22:14:58 -0400

bowies-thighs:

chaseisnotafurry:

bowies-thighs:

Last night I had a dream that goatee bowie broke into my house and stole the mayonnaise out of my fridge. Which is definitely something he would do.

I’ve been thinking about my comment so much since I’ve said it and,

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